A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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