How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Nickelback

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

the asian kid gets an F

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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