Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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Neither have I

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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