Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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rarw

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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