yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Tunechi

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a man said hi.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Help I'm being raped!

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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