Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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pauls tuck

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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