knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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so... how about that airplane food

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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