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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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