I was Born ready I was born naked.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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