Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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I am a nigger.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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The Detroit Lions

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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