What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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