- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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