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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Womens rights !

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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