- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

You and your parents are going to die today

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

This is not a joke.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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