roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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