- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Do u take sugar?

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

whats a willy? -brock

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

He walked in a bar

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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