Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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