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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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