Daym im romantic

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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hello anomonous

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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The Game

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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