- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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