Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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