Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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Poop swing

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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One day a cheerio is walking down the street. Nothing special, just a regular cheerio. Suddenly, he sees a honey-coated cheerio. Now, honey-coated cheerios have a much higher social status than regular cheerios. So he decides that he wants to become a honey- coated cheerio. He works really, really hard and one day his boss promotes him to a honey-coated cheerio. So, he's really pleased about this, he can easily pay his rent, he gets a nice car, and his family is much happier. But then, as he's driving around the town, he sees a sugar-coated cheerio. Now, sugar-coated cheerios are preety much at the top of society. They're all highly regarded and respected. So he decides that he wants to become a sugar-coated cheerio. He works really, really hard for months and months, until one day his boss decides that he can become a sugar-coated cheerio. He is absolutely stoked with this. He gets a bigger house with a swimming pool and a spa, really nice clothes, and he's very well respected. One day, he's sun bathing at the beach, when off in the distance he sees an island that he had never seen before. Apparently, this is the golden cheerio island. Cheerios there fly around in jet cars and lounge around in bars. It's cheerio heaven. So he decides that if he becomes a golden cheerio, his life will be complete. He dedicates his life to working really, incredibly hard, and one day his boss says to him, "You know what, you've worked so hard that I'm promoting you to a golden cheerio." So he makes it to the cheerio island, and as he is lying down, relaxing, he suddenly becomes very thirsty. All cheerios really like milk so he goes to get some, but there's a really long line at the milk stand. So he decides to get some lemonade, but like the milk stand, there's a really long line at the lemonade stand. So he thinks, "I know what no-one will want. Punch!" So he goes to the punch stand and sure enough there's no punch line.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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