- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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