- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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