- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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