- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

men's rights.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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