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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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