What is a chair?

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charlie sheen losing

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Hi

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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God. God.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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