what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

black chicken. kfc

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Whats worse than a joke? This

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

troll----> hahaha---->

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

The jets are a good team..

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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