- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Tough crowd tonight...

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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