What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Jews

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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NASCAR

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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