He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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