How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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