- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

AIDS

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Women's rights

Christianity

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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