Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

The NBA and womens sports

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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