What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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