- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Ron Paul for President!

Women's rights...

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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