- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

Bob Saget

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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