How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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So I was walking down the road today

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Misner is a twat.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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