- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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