- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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