- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Banana Hamock.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

What's the deal with brown?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

im a dragon, no im not

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

ugh good riddance

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

hey

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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