- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

What does two plus two equal? 4

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

What's circular and round A circle

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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