which one is easiest

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Alex Gedrose.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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VAGINA.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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a man walked into a bar....

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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