once upon a time, it snowed

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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