- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Your momma so fat, she's fat

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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