- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

How does shit taste?\ Good.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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