- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Where's my tractor?

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Butt poop.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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