What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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