Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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I agree

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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what did the farmer do? plant

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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