- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

How would you rule?

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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