Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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UP

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*insert joke here*

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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