Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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