- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Asians.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

black people

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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