- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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