What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Justin Bieber.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

dick dick dick... frogs

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Anti Joke

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