- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

retard

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

what's black and can't swim?

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