- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

hard cheese

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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