Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Keanu Reaves

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

I've got a dig bick

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

jibby jobby

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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