Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Whose your daddy? Not me

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

CAVE JOHNSON.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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