- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Ready for something funny? nothing

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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