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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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