- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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