Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Knock knock What?

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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