What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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y u no like me joke?

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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8===D

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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