Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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