- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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